ALL-NEW AMAZING ALLITERATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT! ALLONS-Y!

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Come, and contemplate this concise cornucopia of content!

Seriously, said scintillating samples of such a sacred source has since sorely sapped my sense of sensibility.

Perhaps presenting my prepared piece will placate poltergeists protesting the present prose.

Really! Reality-ruptures route reasonable responses, rendering a radical ranking of repetitive, reprieved rantings.

And, alliteration aside, anything actuated after this sentence will be in a normal…

Oh thank The Old Pony Gods I’m free.

Right, update. I did promise you all that.

Hmm….


Well, let’s see…

I suppose I could dig up some content from the Mysterious Filing Cabinet of Doom and Donuts. It’s surprisingly lacking in the latter, judging by the screams emanating from within (of course, all the donuts could just be lemon-filled)

Thankfully, before Master Myke went out to quell more souls to attempt to sate the haunted cabinets unquenchable thirst for death… and bear claws, he forgot to re-enchant the lock. Finally, after days of toil, I might gain insight into another one of this places deep, dark mysteries, and in the process churn out an update worthy of remembrance (or at least mental repression).

Let’s just see what we can find…

Hmm… Let’s see…

Release date? Nah that wouldn’t interest you all.

Updated demo? They already got two!

Ghastly Boston Creme? If I could Wonkatize this and send it to you all through WordPress, I surely would. Alas, back in the cabinet it must go.

Here’s an interesting file: “Unreleasable Content. DO NOT BLOG ABOUT“. Odd, why would they add that note AND leave the cabinet unlocked for all computer-bound intern/slaves to utilize?

Well, let’s just take a peak.

OH MY LUNA.

OH MY CELESTIA.

OH MY OTHER NON-CANON PONY LORDS.

Hold on a tick.

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